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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜

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