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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️

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