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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜

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