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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶

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