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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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