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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 cat 🐈

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