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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a piano on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩

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