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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a piano on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰

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