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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a piano on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕

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