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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a piano on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁

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