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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a piano on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜

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