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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a piano on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁

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