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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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