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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a sofa on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕

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