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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a sofa on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴

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