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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a sofa on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱

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