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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a sofa on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴

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