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Pet squish
My
grandmother
dropped
a small child
on their pet
parrot 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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...Wibble
Picard
Pebbles
Voldemort
Snort
Hufflepuff
...Snuffles
Roxy
Zeus
Tinkerbell
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