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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕

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