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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰

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