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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈

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