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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍

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