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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁

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