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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒

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