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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒

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