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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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