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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜

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