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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴

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