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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰

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