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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕

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