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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁

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