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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠

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