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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a computer on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹

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