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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶

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