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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕

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