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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶

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