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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴

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