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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a piano on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜

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