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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍

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