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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱

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