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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a sofa on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱

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