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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍

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