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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a small child on their pet …

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canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷

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