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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a small child on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱

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