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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a small child on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜

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