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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁

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