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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹

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