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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹

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