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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a barrel on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒

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