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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 snake 🐍

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