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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕

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