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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕

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