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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️

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