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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕

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