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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩

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