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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍

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