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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠

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