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Pet squish
My
grandfather
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
hamster 🐹
rock ⚫️
guinea pig 🇬🇳
mouse 🐁
rabbit 🐰
parakeet 🦜
snake 🐍
dog 🐕
poodle 🐩
labrador 🐕
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