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Pet squish
My
grandfather
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
monkey 🐒
parakeet 🦜
poodle 🐩
canary 🦜
kitten 🐱
cat 🐈
mouse 🐁
rabbit 🐰
pug 🐶
hamster 🐹
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