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Pet squish
My
grandfather
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
poodle 🐩
snake 🐍
gerbil 🐹
labrador 🐕
monkey 🐒
hamster 🐹
rock ⚫️
pug 🐶
cat 🐈
canary 🦜
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Dan
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