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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴

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