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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠

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