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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱

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