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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠

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