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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕

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