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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱

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