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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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cat 🐈 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒

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