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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped an anvil on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕

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