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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped an anvil on their pet …

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pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜

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