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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶

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