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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰

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