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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴

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