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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩

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