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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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dog 🐕 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩

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