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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴

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