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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 dog 🐕

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