Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.