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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 pony 🐴

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