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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠

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