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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜

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