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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩

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