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Pet squish

My brother dropped a sofa on their pet …

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pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒

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