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Pet squish

My brother dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜

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