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Pet squish

My brother dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️

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