Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet squish
My
brother
dropped
a priceless vase
on their pet
labrador 🐕
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Smeagol
...Cuddles
Minnie
Darth Vader
Maya
Pebbles
Tinkerbell
Sugar
Rocky
Jenkins
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.