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Pet squish

My brother dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴

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