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Pet squish

My brother dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱

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