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Pet squish

My brother dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 canary 🦜

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