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Pet squish

My brother dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁

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