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Pet squish

My sister dropped a sofa on their pet …

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snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹

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