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Pet squish

My sister dropped a sofa on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜

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