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Pet squish

My sister dropped a small child on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱

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