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Pet squish
My
sister
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
canary 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Sugar
Lola
Roxy
Ziggy
Pepper
Spock
Squishy
Bella
Princess
...Sparkles
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