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Pet squish

My sister dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕

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