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Pet squish

My sister dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

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cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜

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