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Pet squish

My sister dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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