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Pet squish
My
sister
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
parakeet 🦜
mouse 🐁
labrador 🐕
hamster 🐹
cat 🐈
parrot 🦜
guinea pig 🇬🇳
dog 🐕
pug 🐶
kitten 🐱
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