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Pet squish

My sister dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶

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