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Pet squish

My sister dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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pony 🐴 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰

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