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Pet squish

My sister dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷

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