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Pet squish

My sister dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 canary 🦜 snake 🐍

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