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Pet squish

My sister dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁

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