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Pet squish

My sister dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜

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