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Pet squish

My father dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴

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