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Pet squish

My father dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 pony 🐴

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