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Pet squish

My father dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱

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