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Pet squish

My father dropped a piano on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈

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