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Pet squish

My father dropped a piano on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰

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