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Pet squish

My father dropped a sofa on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰

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