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Pet squish

My father dropped a sofa on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍

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