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Pet squish

My father dropped a sofa on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈

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