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Pet squish

My father dropped a sofa on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷

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