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Pet squish

My father dropped a sofa on their pet …

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pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 dog 🐕

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