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Pet squish

My father dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍

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