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Pet squish

My father dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹

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