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Pet squish

My father dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️

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