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Pet squish

My father dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜

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