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Pet squish

My father dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁

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