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Pet squish

My father dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠

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