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Pet squish

My father dropped a barrel on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹

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