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Pet squish

My father dropped a television on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕

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