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Pet squish

My father dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹

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