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Pet squish

My father dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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