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Pet squish

My father dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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cat 🐈 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹

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