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Pet squish

My father dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰

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