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Pet squish

My father dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹

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