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Pet squish

My father dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱

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