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Pet squish

My father dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳

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