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Pet squish

My father dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈

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