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Pet squish
My
father
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
monkey 🐒
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Charlie
Gus
Squishy
Pepper
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Bob
Ziggy
Maya
Pebbles
Champ
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Dan
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