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Pet squish

My father dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩

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