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Pet squish

My father dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜

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