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Pet squish

My father dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠

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