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Pet squish

My father dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶

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