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Pet squish

My father dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 snake 🐍

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