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Pet squish

My father dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 canary 🦜

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