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Pet squish

My father dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕

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