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Pet squish

My father dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷

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