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Pet squish

My father dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️

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