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Pet squish

My father dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶

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