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Pet squish

My father dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠

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