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Pet squish

My father dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹

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