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Pet squish

My father dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩

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