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Pet squish

My father dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹

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