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Pet squish

My father dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 canary 🦜

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