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Pet squish

My father dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷

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