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Pet squish

My father dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕

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