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Pet squish

My father dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒

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