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Pet squish
My
father
dropped
a watermelon
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pug 🐶
kitten 🐱
rabbit 🐰
pony 🐴
monkey 🐒
poodle 🐩
hamster 🐹
guinea pig 🇬🇳
cat 🐈
mouse 🐁
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