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Pet squish

My father dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 cat 🐈

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