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Pet squish

My father dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕

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