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Pet squish

My father dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒

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