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Pet squish

My father dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩

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